Been Spending Most My Life Living As A Human Parasite T-Shirt

T-SHIRT

• 100% Cotton
• Made in the USA and Imported
• Pull On closure
• Machine Wash
• Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
• Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.

The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish.

We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.

SWEATSHIRT

• 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
• Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
• Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
• Classic fit
• Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
• Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
• 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
• Tear away label

WHY CHOOSE US?

We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.

Some more important facts about us:

• Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on
• Our shirts are professionally screen printed in the United States. It’s made to last!

PROCESSING TIME AND SHIPPING

The standard processing time is 1-2 business days. We usually process and ship out the orders the same or next business day. It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs.

• We Ship Worldwide
• Ships from United States