If you’ve seen that viral video guiding us through the art of dressing like a “very normal and regular American tourist in Central America in the 1980s,” you felt the charms of retro style, comedy, and maybe—just maybe—the urge to put together an unforgettable look yourself. Today, I’m here to help you do just that: not by following the rules, but by celebrating the unique joy of dressing up, blending nostalgia with a wink of self-expression.

When I put together vintage-inspired outfits (whether for a theme party, a photoshoot, or just to surprise myself in the mirror), I remember that fashion is about honoring your individuality. You can channel the 80s without feeling like you’re in costume—unless, of course, that’s exactly what you want, and then go for it!

Here’s how to build your own 80s tourist outfit, inspired by that hilarious video—and filled with kindly advice, insider tips, and lived experience.

Embrace Vintage Fashion: The Essential Elements

Let’s break down the video’s 80s tourist look, piece by piece:

Straight Leg Levi’s (Preferably True Vintage or Well-Aged)

• Brand: Levi’s are the gold standard here for authenticity.
• Fit and Style: Look for a straight-leg—avoid today’s super-skinny fits. 80s denim sat comfortably at the waist with a slightly loose, relaxed fit through the thigh.
• Color/material: Lighter washes scream “vintage,” but classic indigo blue is fabulous, too. Cotton denim with minimal or no stretch, to keep things authentic.
• Size: Choose a size that lets you move and breathe—this isn’t about squeezing in, but about comfort and cool.
• Washing: Wash inside out on cold, line dry to maintain the integrity of the fabric.

As someone who’s hunted at Goodwill and vintage shops, I love the sense of history in a pair of worn Levi’s. Each scratch or fade tells a story—you’re not just wearing pants, but nostalgia itself.

Tan Button-Down Shirt

• Purpose: This is your versatile, “blending in” piece. Soft cotton or linen is best for comfort and durability.
• Fit: Boxy and a bit loose. Button all the way up for true 80s accuracy or roll the sleeves if you prefer.
• Return/exchange: If shopping secondhand, check for wear around the collar and cuffs.

I once found a perfectly faded tan shirt at a flea market in Austin, and it instantly brought the look together—bonus points if you find something with a little secret embroidery or detail.

Sturdy Belt and Boots

• Material: Leather for both, if possible; it lasts and looks better scuffed.
• Style: Chunky belts with prominent buckles, boots that can take a beating (think Dr. Martens or Timberland-style).
• Purpose: Practical, but with attitude. Perfect for “jungle trekking” or, let’s be honest, showing off at brunch.

Timex Watch

• Brand: A Timex or Casio is always on-theme—reliable, classic, understated.
• Price: Most vintage models can be found secondhand for under $50.

Olive Green Safari Jacket

• Fabric/Material: Sturdy cotton, with enough pockets to be mistaken for someone on a very special assignment.
• Fashion Style: This is where the 80s spy fantasy meets reality. Pull it off with confidence and a little mischief.
• Stretchiness: Minimal; these are structure over stretch.

Aviators and Leather Gloves

• A pair of Ray-Ban aviators instantly transports you to the era.
• Gloves are optional, but the right pair adds intrigue—plus, you’ll feel a little like a star in your own movie.

Tips for Making This Look Your Own

• Mix and Match: Incorporate one vintage piece into your everyday wardrobe—maybe just the aviators, or the safari jacket over jeans.
• Comfort Matters: Don’t force a fit. Vintage is for enjoying, not suffering.
• Purpose: Whether you’re headed to a Halloween party (get more inspiration here), a themed event (find ideas here), or just shopping for a unique look (browse trending finds), adapt the outfit to your adventure.
• Price: Secondhand and thrift stores are goldmines for affordable, authentic finds. And most return policies are forgiving if you change your mind.
• Care: Always check care labels—many vintage pieces wash best on gentle cycles with minimal detergent.

Style Is Confidence—With a Side of Humor

In the end, this 80s tourist look is about embracing the fun in fashion. It’s for anyone who wants to play with identity, celebrate retro style, or spark a memory. Whether this outfit sparks your love for mens fashion, retro style, or simply gives you a laugh, wear it your way.

Remember: There are no “illegal operations” in fashion—just bold self-expression. If you want to add your own twist (maybe a pop culture tee or something with a sporting edge), do it! And if all you want is to feel seriously cool for a day, know that you have every right.

Go try on that olive jacket, throw on those aviators, and have some fun with your look. You’ll be the main character in your own story—classified dossier or not.

Ready to try the 80s tourist outfit or discover your own signature retro style? Start with the pieces above or get inspired by these trending looks: Browse now. Fashion’s not about rules—it’s about celebrating exactly who you are, right now.

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Here’s how to dress like a very normal and regular American tourist
in Central America in the 1980s.
First, a pair of straight leg Levi’s.
A 90s script and casual item.
Perfect for being on assignment.
I mean, on vacation in Nicaragua.
Next, this tan button down shirt.
Very regular and normal shirt.
Yep, that looks fine.
Follow that up with a belt and some sturdy boots.
Perfect for trudging through the thick jungle
to meet with the contra of your tour guides.
Next, you’ll need a watch.
A Timex is the perfect economy timepiece.
Accurate and reliable, down to the minute.
Throw on this olive green jacket with plenty of large pockets.
Perfect for stashing a small 9 millimeter pistol.
I mean, uh,
souvenirs. Now,
toss on these aviators and a pair of leather gloves,
just in case you, uh,
have to get your hands dirty.
Finally, you’ll need this dossier containing, uh,
sightseeing info from your travel agent.
Definitely not highly classified materials
detailing the sand and Easter regime and its secret fans.
Now, the chopper standing by to make the drop at all
800 hours. Remember,
according to the department of state, you do not exist.